CHAPTER ONE
“Freeze!”
Duncan
McLagan stopped dead still. Other than the black locust wood crackling under
the cooker and the bees buzzing in the mountain laurel, there was no other
sound for miles through the quiet Georgia hills. The voice didn’t have a threat
in it, but the gun pointed at his chest told a different story.
Duncan
glanced down at the cracked bowl on the ground between his knees. He’d been
mixing up a paste to seal steam leaks because losing steam meant losing money.
For a second he considered flinging the bowl in the face of his tormentor and
making a run for it. But, considering the circumstances, he stood up and wiped
his hands on his overalls instead.
The tall man
slowly put the gun back in his holster. “You’re Duncan McLagan, that right? I’m
Homer Webster. I’m a federal agent.”
“I know who
you are, Homer. Glad you put your gun away. Was you plannin’ to shoot me?”
“Naw, the
gun’s mostly for show. We’re just gonna bust up your still and then we’re gonna
take you to jail.”
That was
about what Duncan expected from what he knew about Homer. However, he was
relieved not to have a gun pointed at him. He walked over to wash his hands in
the creek and took his time rolling a cigarette from the tin of Prince Albert
tobacco he kept in his overall pocket. This gave him a little time to think. He
knew he’d been caught red-handed, but Homer sounded friendly enough, so Duncan
decided to follow his lead. “Homer, if I’d known you were comin’, I wouldn’t
have wasted my time patchin’ up leaks. But you know, since you’re causin’ me
all this trouble, you oughta let me keep at least one jar. Lord knows, I
deserve a drink.”
Homer just
laughed and nodded to his men.
Duncan
managed a sad smile and sat down on a nearby rock to watch as the revenuers
took an ax and a sledgehammer and destroyed his still. It broke his heart to
see it go. His father had helped him build the still shortly after his son Gus
was born. That was 15 years ago now. Duncan had laid every slab of rock,
plastered every handful of mud around the furnace, connected every pipe, sealed
every joint, carried countless pounds of corn and sugar, tended the still in
all kinds of weather and hauled out thousands of gallons of the best moonshine
in North Georgia. He and that still were old friends. They knew each other’s
weaknesses and strengths.
He closed
his eyes and tried to ignore the destroying-noise all around him. As Homer’s
men carried water from the creek to put out the fire, they crushed the red
horsemint along the banks and its scent mingled with the smell of whiskey and
smoke. Duncan remembered his pa saying, “You need to find a good place, a creek
that’s got horsemint and you’ll find soft water, that’s what you need to make
the best whiskey.”
And it had been a good place, but now it was
just a pile of rocks, smoldering wood and useless pieces of copper and tin.
Duncan saw one of Homer’s men throw the coil into the woods and he made a note
of where it landed. No need to buy a new copper worm if he didn’t have to.
By the time
it was all over, the sun was beginning to set and it always got dark on the
backside of the mountain first. Homer sized up the situation and looked at
Duncan. “It’s gettin’ late and there’s no sense in takin’ you to jail now. You
go on home tonight, but be at the courthouse by 9:00 sharp tomorrow. You know
where the courthouse is, don’t you?”
Homer
couldn’t resist having a little fun at Duncan’s expense. Like many small
southern towns, Dawsonville had grown up around a courthouse. Doc Fletcher’s
office was on the north side of the square between the drug store and the
beauty parlor. Junky Brown’s Garage and Filling Station covered most of the
south side. Kelly’s Grocery—which eventually became the Piggly Wiggly—was on
the east side next door to the Pool Room. Key’s Quality Furniture Store and
Showroom took up most of the west side.
“I reckon I
can find it,” Duncan said.
“Good. I
don’t wanna have to come get you.”
“I’ll be
there. Then what’s gonna happen?”
“I’m gonna
take your picture and get your fingerprints and then there’ll be a hearing.
After that you and the commissioner can settle on your bond. The bondsman’s
office is in the basement of the courthouse.”
Duncan
nodded. He’d been making shine more than 30 years and in all that time, he’d
never been caught. However, he had a general idea of what Homer was talking
about.
“Once you
pay the bond, you can be released until the trial.” The revenuers picked up
their tools and all the men walked down the mountain together. When they got to
the gravel road, the lawmen got in their Ford sedan and Duncan turned to walk
home.
He was
sentimental about losing his still, but he wasn’t too upset about the rest of
it. Almost every moonshiner he knew was sent to “build days in Atlanta” sooner
or later. It was just part of doing business. Besides it was his first offense,
so maybe he’d get off easy.
Before he
went into his own house, Duncan stopped next door to get some advice from Sean
Calhoun. The two men had been friends all their lives. So had their wives,
Mattie and Emma. Both couples married young and started having babies right
away. In ten years Mattie and Duncan had five boys and Emma and Sean had five
girls. The women assumed their baby-making days were over, but Old Mother
Nature had a different idea. Mattie gave birth to Gus when she was 42. At the
same time, Emma, who was 41, had twins, Finn and Skye.
From the
time they were able to crawl, the three children were inseparable. Wherever you
found one of them, you found the other two. Folks in town never bothered to
distinguish between them, they just referred to them collectively as “the
kids.”
The name on
Emma’s new son’s birth certificate was Patrick Seamus Calhoun, but Sean
insisted the boy be called Finn after Finn MacCool, the grandest of all Irish
heroes. “I’m havin’ no son of mine called Paddy
and that’s a fact!”
When it came
to naming the other twin, Emma took one look at the clear blue eyes of her new
daughter and named her Skye. Sean started to point out that was typically a
Scottish name, but on second thought, he held his tongue. He’d had his say
about Finn, better not push his luck with Emma.
Duncan
drained the last of the moonshine Sean had poured for him and headed home to
talk to Mattie. He knew she would be upset, but she had helped other women when
their husbands “went away” so she would know what to do. Mattie always knew
what to do.
Early the
next morning, Duncan and Gus loaded up their wagon with a lot of hay and a
dozen or so Mason jars of shine. Finn and Skye came out to help. When the shine
was secure, the teenagers piled into the wagon and they all headed to
Dawsonville.
While Duncan
went inside the courthouse to take care of business, the kids got busy. In no
time they had sold their supply of shine. When Duncan came back outside, they
gave him the money and he went back to pay the bondsman. Once that was done,
they started the journey home.
Court week
was always a source of entertainment and drama in Dawsonville. Mattie usually
stayed home, but not this time. She shared Duncan’s hope that the judge would
let him off with a warning, but no matter what happened, she was going to be
there.
She knew
everybody would turn out for the trial because Duncan McLagan not just an ordinary
moonshiner. He was a pillar of the community. Contrary to popular belief, not
all Scots are tightfisted; they just know the value of a dollar. It was
Duncan—along with Sean Calhoun—who gave money to add a room to the old
schoolhouse and build the new Baptist church even though Mattie was a
Methodist.
Duncan was
well respected around town. He stood nearly a head taller than most of the men
in Dawson County. He attributed that and his straight nose, high cheekbones and
dark eyes to a most fortunate encounter between his great, great grandfather
and a Cherokee maiden. They fell in love, married and had 12 children.
The
Cherokees and the Scots found they had a lot in common. Both of the tribes were
loyal, honest, hard-working, spiritual and somewhat reserved. The only serious
difference was whiskey. It did not agree with the Cherokees, but it was
mother’s milk to the Scots.
Finally,
Federal Judge Edwin Dunbar got things underway and they got around to the case
the audience had been waiting for. Homer Webster presented his evidence. Then
the judge called on Duncan, who unfolded his six-foot-three frame and faced the
judge. “Mr. McLagan, this is the first time I’ve seen you here in my court. Now
I know, that you know, that moonshining is illegal. You’re known to be an
intelligent man, so why do you persist in this activity? It has taken us a
while, but you knew eventually you’d get caught.”
Duncan
straightened his suit coat—which had clearly seen better days—and took a deep
breath. Mattie knew that Duncan wasn’t accustomed to making long speeches
unless it was absolutely necessary. Like everybody else, she wondered what he
was going to do.
“Well, Judge,
it’s like this. My family came over here from Scotland back in the 1800s. We’re
Lowland Scots, just like St. Patrick. He wasn’t Irish you know. No Sir, he was
a Scot just like me. Born at Dumbarton and lived there until the Irish Celts
kidnapped him.
“Anyway,
like I was sayin’, folks around here know that King James the First gave the
world the King James Bible, but my people remember him for stickin’ his nose
into Ulster business where it didn’t belong. No need to go into all the
details, but that started a long history of anger, mistrust and hostility
toward the gov’ment.”
The judge
started to interrupt, but he decided to just let Duncan ramble on a bit farther
to see where this history lesson was going.
“Judge, when
my kin came over to these mountains, they packed up those feelings—along with
their knowledge of whiskey-making—and brought them all to the New World. I have
to admit we’re a cantankerous lot and we don’t suffer fools gladly. My early
kin was known to believe that anyone associated with the gov’ment was, by
definition, a fool,” he smiled slightly. “Of course we don’t believe that so
much anymore.
“Now, as I
was sayin’, my people left the poverty and persecution of the Old Country and
come here full of hope and the promise of land. And they found land. Lots of it
right here in Georgia was free just for the hard, back-breakin’ work it took to
tame it and ‘improve the property.’ When more land came up for sale, we bought
it, a little at a time as soon as we were able to scrape together a few
dollars.
“You’ve got
to understand, Judge, that none of us will ever deal with rented land again. We
learned that lesson the hard way. The landowner could raise the rent on a whim
and demand payment on the spot. Landlords didn’t care if there was no food on
the table or if a sick child needed care. In this country, land means freedom
and it has to be protected at all costs.”
The judge
tapped his gavel to get Duncan’s attention. “Mr. McLagan, I appreciate this
little stroll through ancient history, but what—if anything—does this have to
do with making illegal whiskey?”
“I’m about
to get to that part, Judge. See the only problem with Georgia red clay is it
won’t grow but two things: cotton and corn. Cotton is a good crop, but you
gotta have a lot of open, flat fields and lots of hands to plant and pick it. But
you can grow corn in small plots and one family can pretty much take care of
it.
“Like most
folks around here, my family has a garden and a patch or two of corn, some
chickens, maybe a pig or two. That’s plenty to provide for us, you know,
tradin’ back and forth for stuff we need. We don’t hardly ever need foldin’
money.
“But…” Duncan took another deep breath.
Mattie was in a mild state of shock. She couldn’t remember Duncan using that
many words at one time in her whole life.
“But,”
Duncan continued, “when it comes to payin’ our property taxes, then the
gov’ment says we gotta have cash
money. That’s where moonshine comes in. I can grow about 50 bushels of corn per
acre, but gettin’ it to a mill and then gettin’ the meal to market is most
nearly impossible.
“Back when
we were haulin’ everything by mule, he could carry four bushels of dry corn,
but that same mule could easily carry 24 bushels of liquid corn. Whiskey-farming just made sense and we all lived
happily ever after, tax-free until the Civil War. Don’t worry, I’m gonna skip
that part.”
The judge
sat forward and raised his hand as if he intended to get on with the trial, but
Duncan was not done, not by a long shot. Mattie soon realized the audience was
enjoying themselves. It was not often they got a chance to hear their history
told publically or in such an interesting way. And they were also wondering
what all that had to do with Duncan going to jail.
Duncan
started up again, “It was needin’ money to pay for The War that gave the
gov’ment the idea to tax whiskey and that’s when moonshine became illegal. I
just want to make it clear right now, that I might be what you call a tax
evader, but I am not a criminal. I
bought the land, I bought the stuff to build the still, I bought everything I
needed to make the shine and I worked long hours up in those woods. I never
stole nothin’ and as far as I can see, I’m not guilty of nothin’.
“If you make
me stop farmin’ whiskey, I won’t have cash money to pay my property taxes and
the gov’ment will take my land away and my family won’t have a place to live.
“Now, Judge,
you may not know this, but I got six boys and I keep them busy moonshining’. If
I can’t do that, they’ll get bored with nothin’ constructive to do and who
knows what kind of devilment they might get up to. The long and the short of it
is, I feel it’s my civic duty to continue to make shine for the peace and prosperity
of Dawsonville and this entire county. I thank you.”
Duncan bowed
and sat down. The audience laughed, rose to their feet and gave him a hardy
round of applause. The judge banged his gavel, but it took some time to restore
order. Once the room got quiet again, the judge looked at Duncan and shook his
head slowly. “Mr. McLagan, just what is your occupation?”
Duncan was
clearly confused by the question. “Well, Sir, I would say I’m a farmer.”
“I would say
we’re all lucky you didn’t decide to be a preacher or a politician. Do you
always talk that much?”
“No, Sir,
only when somebody’s tryin’ to send me to jail.”
“Ah yes,
that’s what we’re here for, I almost forgot. Since this is your first offense,
or at least the first time you’ve been caught, I’m inclined to be lenient. If I
let you off with a caution, do you think you could refrain from making illegal
whiskey?”
Duncan stood
and faced the judge once more. Mattie, Gus, Sean, Emma, Skye, Finn, and
everybody else in the court room, waited anxiously to see if Duncan had
actually talked the judge out of sending him to jail. Now that would surely be
a story worth repeating.
Duncan knew
what he should say, but the momentum
of his speech and the sweet sound of the applause temporarily robbed him of all
reason. In his most sincere voice he said, “Judge, I could promise to do my
best, but to tell you the honest-to-God truth, I just don’t think I can manage
to give up moonshining’. I’d feel too guilty.”
The
courtroom broke into laughter again. And so it was, that in the Year of Our
Lord 1940, Duncan McLagan was sentenced to a year and a day to be served in the
Federal Penitentiary in Atlanta.